For everything in life the answer is bacon.

Can I have bacon for dessert? Why of course, it has the ultimate satiating effect on the meal.
Can I wash myself in bacon? Yes, you should wash yourself in bacon. Beware, it may cause unwanted advances from the opposite sex.
Should I chew bacon regularly? Is there any other way to chew bacon? For everything in life the answer is bacon.

Can I have bacon for dessert? Why of course, it has the ultimate satiating effect on the meal.
Can I wash myself in bacon? Yes, you should wash yourself in bacon. Beware, it may cause unwanted advances from the opposite sex.
Should I chew bacon regularly? Is there any other way to chew bacon? For everything in life the answer is bacon.

Can I have bacon for dessert? Why of course, it has the ultimate satiating effect on the meal.
Can I wash myself in bacon? Yes, you should wash yourself in bacon. Beware, it may cause unwanted advances from the opposite sex.
Should I chew bacon regularly? Is there any other way to chew bacon?

For everything in life the answer is bacon.

Can I have bacon for dessert? Why of course, it has the ultimate satiating effect on the meal.
Can I wash myself in bacon? Yes, you should wash yourself in bacon. Beware, it may cause unwanted advances from the opposite sex.
Should I chew bacon regularly? Is there any other way to chew bacon?

nevver:

Louis-Ferdinand Céline, Journey to the End of the Night

Apostrophe Use Flow Chart

The English language is all messed up, it’s time to scrap it and start again.

Image courtesy of hgpublishing.com

Yet another translation fail at the local $2 shop.

mymodernmet:

There’s an unusual place in the world where you can drink coffee in a building that’s shaped like an enormous Rolleiflex camera. Located about six miles east of Seoul, South Korea, the Dreaming Camera Cafe is two-story building that’s both a coffee shop and a miniature camera museum. The unique combination makes this place a must-visit if you’re a fan of photography and lattes.
mymodernmet:

There’s an unusual place in the world where you can drink coffee in a building that’s shaped like an enormous Rolleiflex camera. Located about six miles east of Seoul, South Korea, the Dreaming Camera Cafe is two-story building that’s both a coffee shop and a miniature camera museum. The unique combination makes this place a must-visit if you’re a fan of photography and lattes.
mymodernmet:

There’s an unusual place in the world where you can drink coffee in a building that’s shaped like an enormous Rolleiflex camera. Located about six miles east of Seoul, South Korea, the Dreaming Camera Cafe is two-story building that’s both a coffee shop and a miniature camera museum. The unique combination makes this place a must-visit if you’re a fan of photography and lattes.
mymodernmet:

There’s an unusual place in the world where you can drink coffee in a building that’s shaped like an enormous Rolleiflex camera. Located about six miles east of Seoul, South Korea, the Dreaming Camera Cafe is two-story building that’s both a coffee shop and a miniature camera museum. The unique combination makes this place a must-visit if you’re a fan of photography and lattes.
mymodernmet:

There’s an unusual place in the world where you can drink coffee in a building that’s shaped like an enormous Rolleiflex camera. Located about six miles east of Seoul, South Korea, the Dreaming Camera Cafe is two-story building that’s both a coffee shop and a miniature camera museum. The unique combination makes this place a must-visit if you’re a fan of photography and lattes.

mymodernmet:

There’s an unusual place in the world where you can drink coffee in a building that’s shaped like an enormous Rolleiflex camera. Located about six miles east of Seoul, South Korea, the Dreaming Camera Cafe is two-story building that’s both a coffee shop and a miniature camera museum. The unique combination makes this place a must-visit if you’re a fan of photography and lattes.

When you are tired of Tumblr you are tired of life.

woutervandevoorde:

Somewhere in Normandy, France some weeks ago.

The kind of house you have when your country has been invaded one too many times.

rosettes:

acosmist - One who believes that nothing exists
paralian - A person who lives near the sea
aureate - Pertaining to the fancy or flowery words used by poets 
dwale - To wander about deliriously
sabaism - The worship of stars
dysphoria - An unwell feeling
aubade - A love song which is sung at dawn
eumoirous - Happiness due to being honest and wholesome
mimp - To speak in a prissy manner, usually with pursed lips

(Source: milkthistles)

(Source: staypozitive)

"People wait
all week for friday,
all year for summer,
all life for happiness."
— (via sensitizes)